January 02, 2013

Intermezzo: The System

Deranged Woman Pushes Congress into Path of Oncoming Subway Car

As originally posted on: Carbolic Smoke Ball
January 2, 2013

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A deranged woman confessed to pushing the United States Congress in front of an oncoming subway at the Capitol South Station last night. Rosacea Lugosi, 31, has been charged with 535 counts of attempted murder following her arrest early this morning.

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