January 02, 2013
Intermezzo: The System
Deranged Woman Pushes Congress into Path of Oncoming Subway Car
As originally posted on: Carbolic Smoke Ball
January 2, 2013
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A deranged woman confessed to pushing the United States Congress in front of an oncoming subway at the Capitol South Station last night. Rosacea Lugosi, 31, has been charged with 535 counts of attempted murder following her arrest early this morning.