January 03, 2013

On the Tenth Day of Cronyism . . . : "Academics" and "the Establishment"





The following tweets were originally posted by "Anti-Academics" on Twitter via "its" account (https://twitter.com/AntiAcademics), variously, on November 24, 2012; December 15, 2012; December 16, 2012; December 17, 2012; December 18, 2012; December 19, 2012; December 20, 2012; December 21, 2012; December 22, 2012; December 23, 2012; December 24, 2012; December 25, 2012; December 26, 2012; December 27, 2012; December 28, 2012; December 29, 2012; December 30, 2012; December 31, 2012; January 1, 2013; January 2, 2013; and January 3, 2013.


Academics are spineless individuals who are paid by the capitalists to intellectually service capitalism.

Academics will betray any political ideology in order to keep their lush positions.

The academic class is an intellectual mercenary class; for the right price they will create any kind of information flow.

Academics allow their intellectual spirit to be turned into a commodity owned by the capitalists.

The academic class claims to be objective even as it prostitutes itself intellectually to the capitalist class.

Academics empower hierarchies, they do not open up debates.

Academics are extremely conformist people, making them the perfect candidates to undertake the dangerous job of intellectualizing capitalism

Academics are mental slaves to the capitalist class; they will commit any intellectual crime in the name of job security.

Academics are spineless individuals; after all, 98% of academics in Nazi Germany were staunch Nazi supporters.

Academics are masochistic creatures who will not be able to function without the guiding hand of their capitalist masters.

Academics are intellectual prostitutes who sell their mental labor to the highest bidder. 

The academic has no interest in the destruction of hierarchies, they thrive on hierarchies. 

The academic class is more than happy to conduct intellectual research that supports the imperialistic agenda.

Academics are counterrevolutionaries working to intellectually empower capitalism.

Academics are intellectually submissive people who are too mentally slavish to rise up against the hegemony of the ruling class.

Academics are excellent vessels that cling onto the ossified values of the capitalist system.

Academics are intellectual elitists who love and adore the class society.

Academics are intellectual prostitutes who thrive on the continued dominance of their corporate pay lords.

Academics are masochistic creatures who would be lost without words if it was not for their dedication to the corporate masters.

Academics are intellectual prostitutes who will twist any idea to make it fit into the capitalist platform.

Academics harbor an extremely conformist psychology; this is why 98% of academics marched for the Nazi party.

Academic researchers will commit the most heinous of intellectual crimes to get funding.

Academics are intellectually submissive people who are too mentally weak to challenge the rule of the capitalist class.

Academic researchers are the epitome of commodified intellectuals, they will go on their hands and knees to beg for funding.

Academics are intellectually weak individuals who betray human knowledge with their dedication to the capitalist class.

Academics are paid by the capitalists to turn the human intellect into a vessel for capitalist materialism.

The academic class claims to be objective even when the universities are corporations owned capitalists.

Academics are spineless chameleons; they will serve corporations, fascism, dictatorships, anything to keep their silly jobs.

Academics are extremely submissive to the capitalist agenda, lest they lose their precious jobs.

Academics are intellectual prostitutes who will do absolutely anything in order to ensure the continued dominance of the pigs.

Academics are intellectually weak individuals who betray knowledge with each round of corporate funding.

Academics are paid by the capitalists to commodify all intellectual ideas and relationships.

Academics are intellectually submissive people who are too docile to question the authority of the corporate class.

When an academic is asked to take a position, the first and only thought in their mind is 'Could this cost me my comfy job?'

Academics are intellectually submissive people who love their jobs too much to risk them for any real cause.

Academics are intellectually submissive people who are too ingrained in the establishment to see it with any clarity.

Academic lead lives of decrepit isolation; they are deliberately isolated from the community by their capitalist masters.

Academics are spineless individuals who twist ideas in order to force them into the sick capitalist worldview.

Academics are cowards, conformists, the perfect pawns to be used by the capitalist class.

Academics allow their minds to be commodified and happily used by the capitalist pigs.

Academics are intellectually weak individuals who have betrayed the human community by ideologically supporting the capitalist pigs.

Academics are intellectual prostitutes who chop ideas, who distort truths, in order to make them compliant with the corporate mission.

Academics are intellectually weak individuals who betray the human mind with their oblique subservience.

Academics are paid by the capitalists to capitalize on human knowledge.

Academics are little elitist pigs who use their mental capacity to protect their big brother capitalist pigs.

Academics are intellectually sterile individuals who take ideas and turn them into vessels for capitalist legitimization.

Academics are elitist pigs who use their minds to support the agenda of the bigger elitist pigs.

Academics are incredibly conformist individuals, they are afraid of life, of freedom, they are incredibly afraid to question authority.

Academics are masochistic creatures who cannot think without thinking on behalf of their beloved capitalist masters.

Academics allow their minds to become objects controlled and owned by the capitalist class.

Academics are intellectual backstabbers who use human knowledge to betray humanity.

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